What Liberal Commie Pinko said that?

Teacher: What is the most important command of all?

Evangelical Evie: Don't go dancing or play cards.

Catholic Cathy: The communion bread is Jesus. He said, This is my body.

Pentecostal Penelope: Tongues is the thang to show others that you’ve been filled.

Orthodox Orville: You gotta do the ancient thing. Modern stuff is unorthodox.

Fundamentalist Firfie: You gotta obey all the rules made by the elders.

Methodist Metcalf: Don't touch a drop of that demon alcohol or you're bound for hell.

Baptist Babette: You gotta be immersed. If you ain't dunked, you ain't really baptized.

Anglican Angus: Apostolic succession is the key. You've got to have the lineage.

Teacher: What if I told you that love was the real deal?

Class: Love???????????? What liberal Commie pinko said that?

Teacher: Jesus. (Matthew 22:34-46)

Class: oh...